Found on the cutting room floor of the Empire strikes back

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Last Updated on 8th July 2021 by

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Found on the cutting room floor of the Empire strikes back

Much has been made and misinterpretations have been many – false and farcical have been the misquotation and interpretation of the scene, words passed they were but what was spoken at this meeting so famous of Luke and Yoda.

Over is the mystery of words truly spoken for we the GFD HQ team, for fallen into our hands we have had cuttings of tapes and remnants of script and decipher we have these shreds from the cutting room floor-

Reveal we can the truth

 

Luke : Winter is coming and I need a new front door the old one is draughty and old

Yoda: Searching for a new front door are you?

Wanting protection from the darkside I feel

Securing from the elements I sense

The power you must use to help you choose

Luke : But I do not know what to look for

Yoda: Ahh! Doors. Style matters yes Look at them judge them by their colour do you? Hmm? Hmm? And why should you not. A Solidor door I recommend strong and powerful it is. Blessed with security and efficiency you will be, from the elements of cold and rain you will be saved. You must feel the force around you here and when you choose, guided you must be by the force for point it does to Timber Composite Doors, true knowledge they have of everything you need to know.

Luke: OK got it but where do I find this Timber Composite Door

Yoda: A Jedi you are – a Jedi’s strength flows from the force. But beware of the competition from the dark side. Other doors there are and deals they do offer to entice. If once you start down the dark path forever it will dominate your destiny, consume you it will.

Luke: OK and to avoid the dark side again I ask where do I find Timber Composite Door

Yoda: Let the force be your guide the way it will show you. Hard you must think to find the way but clues I will give – the key is the internet to reveal all you must let the force guide you to https://www.timbercompositedoors.com/ where true enlightenment you will find.

 

Here at GFD HQ we know why Yoda was giving such wonderful advice visit our site and you too can follow the force to true enlightenment her you will find doors as good as –

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The Genoa in Rosewood

The bit Yoda forgot to tell Luke if you want to see just how stunning our doors look visit our gallery page – real photographs they are of doors installed we have – one picture a thousand stories it does tell.

The quotes we stole and abused from the movie –

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. 

Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. 

The clip from which the still was taken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YkbgvRMpW0

 

 

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Ian Richardson
Ian is the Head of Marketing here at Timber Composite Doors. Combining a deep knowledge of the product with a witty and Irreverent look at the World, the blog aims to provide a fun and informative, view on choosing a Solidor Timber Composite Door #solidor #compositedoors #timbercompositedoors
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