{"id":6441,"date":"2017-04-24T15:22:04","date_gmt":"2017-04-24T14:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/?p=6441"},"modified":"2017-04-19T15:30:18","modified_gmt":"2017-04-19T14:30:18","slug":"what-if-doors-could-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/what-if-doors-could-vote\/","title":{"rendered":"What if doors could vote?"},"content":{"rendered":"

What if doors could vote? Thoughts from the fantasy world of Timber Composite Doors!<\/strong><\/h1>\n

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Here at GFD Group we are pretty non-political as a company although we do have our individual views and the news of a General Election on June 8th<\/sup> set us thinking (strange things happen to you when your day is absorbed with doors) \u2013 Timber Composite Doors has a huge range of doors what if in the traditions of the very best animated cartoons our doors had life and they were the participants in an election rather than we humans \u2013 how would the whole thing pan out.<\/p>\n

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The Elder statesman the Beeston French Door with Georgian Bar in white<\/p>\n

Totally absurd! we can here the howls of derision from here \u2013 but is it, think of the parallels.<\/p>\n

There are two major political parties -we have two major door styles one with a majority in number over the other \u2013<\/p>\n

For Conservatives read \u2013 Traditional & Cottage with 38 styles they are a clear leader in the \u201chouse\u201d<\/p>\n

For Labour read \u2013 Contemporary the party trying to usurp the status quo with 24 styles<\/p>\n

Then we have the minors \u2013 the Lib Dems, the Greens, The SNP etc \u2013 for these read Stable Doors which also come in with a total of 24 styles.<\/p>\n

The masses of variation in colours and glazing and hardware options which so change the character of every door we produce would nicely represent the electorate because the variations we produce can run into billions of options as we previously advised in our blog \u201cSolidor Composite Front Doors -one billion options\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

It is maybe a bit of a stretch of the imagination to visualise the showroom battle –<\/p>\n

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A feisty but stylish Stafford in Blue<\/p>\n

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Seasoned Naples in Red<\/p>\n

both leaders of their respective parties and facing off across the \u201cCutting tables\u201d trying to sway the mass ranks of their own and each other\u2019s parties into change whilst the \u201cminors\u201d such as the<\/p>\n

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Stable door in Painswick white jeer from the side-lines<\/p>\n

The photograph is taken from our Gallery pages<\/a> of thousands of actual installations<\/p>\n

All a bit off the wall and radical, we accept but we think we at Timber Composite Doors<\/a> could make a great cartoon drama out of this futuristic idea \u2013 if only we had someone who would finance this potential blockbuster.<\/p>\n

The one thing we have not mentioned so far in this parallel world where doors rule is that we have a fourth style of doors where \u201ccommon sense\u201d rules \u2013 \u201cthe French Doors\u201d – the \u201cCoalition Party\u201d with virtually every style in the Solidor Timber Composite Door range being capable of being adapted to \u201cFrench Doors\u201d this would be the party of real power with fifty seven styles available \u2013 taking the best of every other style \u2013 doubling them up for added strength and re grouping into one \u2013 if only the real world of politics could harmonise so readily what a difference that would be.<\/p>\n

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If we had to choose a candidate to head our \u201cCoalition Party\u201d it would have to be something like this superb pair of \u201cPalermo\u201d doors in Schwarzbraun which simply screams strength and reliability just what every political party needs from its Leader.<\/p>\n

Thank you for indulging our fantasy and if you feel you would like to sponsor the movie feel free to give us a call.<\/p>\n

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What if doors could vote? Thoughts from the fantasy world of Timber Composite Doors!       Here at GFD Group we are pretty non-political as a company although we do have our individual views and the news of a General Election on June 8th set us thinking (strange things happen to you when your …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"loftocean_post_primary_category":0,"loftocean_post_format_gallery":"","loftocean_post_format_gallery_ids":"","loftocean_post_format_gallery_urls":"","loftocean_post_format_video_id":0,"loftocean_post_format_video_url":"","loftocean_post_format_video_type":"","loftocean_post_format_video":"","loftocean_post_format_audio_type":"","loftocean_post_format_audio_url":"","loftocean_post_format_audio_id":0,"loftocean_post_format_audio":"","loftocean-featured-post":"","loftocean-like-count":0,"loftocean-view-count":1086,"tinysalt_single_post_intro_label":"","tinysalt_single_post_intro_description":"","tinysalt_hide_post_featured_image":"","tinysalt_post_featured_media_position":"","tinysalt_single_site_header_source":"","tinysalt_single_custom_site_header":"0","tinysalt_single_custom_sticky_site_header":"0","tinysalt_single_custom_sticky_site_header_style":"sticky-scroll-up","tinysalt_single_site_footer_source":"","tinysalt_single_custom_site_footer":"0","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1066,852,1295],"tags":[875,855],"class_list":["post-6441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-solidor-2","category-timber-composite-doors-news","category-ultion-locks","tag-solidor","tag-timber-composite-doors"],"aioseo_notices":[],"modified_by":"Ian Richardson","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6441"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6448,"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6441\/revisions\/6448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timbercompositedoors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}